J. Danforth
(I am not as dumb as an anchor)
Quale

"The future will be better tomorrow."

"One word sums up the responsibility
 of any vice-president, and that one word
 is 'to be prepared.'"

"A low voter turnout is an indication
 of fewer people going to the polls."

"I have made good judgements in the past;
 I have made good judgements in the future."

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."

"I believe we are on an irreversible trend towards
 more freedom and democracy - but that could change."

"I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the
 only regret I have is that I didn't study Latin harder
 in school so I could converse with those people."

"For NASA, space is still a high priority."

"What a waste it is to lose one's mind.  Or not to
have a mind is very wasteful.
How true that is."

"May our nation continue to be the beakon [sic]
of hope to the world."

"People who are really very weird can get
into sensitive positions and have a tremondous
impact on history."

"It isn't pollution that is harming our environment.  It is the
impurities in our air and water that are doing it."

"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."

"We are all capable of mistakes, but I do not care
to enlighten you on the mistakes we may
or may not have made."

"I am not part of the problem.
I am a Republican."

"Republicans understand the importance of bondage
between a mother and child."

"Welcome to President Bush, Mrs. Bush,
and my fellow astronauts."

"We are ready for any unforseen event
that may or may not occur."

"It is time for the human race to enter the Solar System."

"We don't want to go back to tomorrow.
We want to go forward."